The Eclectic

Time moves in one direction, memory in another. – William Gibson

Woman Drowns Boyfriend’s Little Dachshund – May 24, 2004

Posted by David Leslie on May 26, 2004

Let’s look at the logic of this.
– Man owns a dachshund
– Girlfriend hates the dog

This happens all the time. While we were dating my now wife hated my dog. Really hated my dog. Yet she did not take the drastic steps of
1. Staging a break in of my house taking my computer, camera and dog.
2. Drowning the dog

I mean, just nailing the computer is grounds for a breakup alone. But to drown the dog! The woman could be Monica Bellucci and I’d still never talk to her again if she drowned my dog even if she threw herself at me.

Woman Drowns Boyfriend’s Little Dachshund – May 24, 2004

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