The Eclectic

Time moves in one direction, memory in another. – William Gibson

My new rear

Posted by David Leslie on February 1, 2005

For the past few months, I’ve had a pain in my rear. Make that rectum to be exact. To be honest this goes back to when I was in college. I had a tear aka fissur that I picked up after a nasty round of food posioning. The Doc didn’t think much of it and neither did I. But over the years it has gotten to the point that I am now opting to have it taken care of by the last option… Their going to cut it out.

Much like your lips, the rectum is made up of the same tissue..

Think about that the next time you tell someone to kiss it..

So the process is cut the fissur (mine is in two locations internal and external) and then let everything heal.

So send prayers since this time tomorrow, I’m going to be one sore fella

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